May 2013
2 posts
April 2013
17 posts
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
carrionofmywaywardson:
imagineyourotp:
Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
A Life That Sparkles: girls say things like ‘i... →
alifethatsparkles:
girls say things like ‘i wanna go to london and go on a wild shopping spree’
bitch i live here and have been shopping about twice
do your shopping online like all the other sane people
seriously the shopping you’re thinking about isn’t fun
you can’t move for asshole little girls bitching about each other and buying iced frappes like the people they see in hollywood movies...
alifethatsparkles:
Watching Hot In Cleveland and wishing I had their lives…and their wardrobe.
harrylovescarrots:
erectionsandtea:
inspired by...
March 2013
49 posts
smilingemoticon:
imagine having sex with your icon
My cat…awesome.
4 tags
Today’s a day for lying in bed with a cup of tea and watching Fawlty Towers…there’s a small chance I’m British.
3 tags
noemail:
stereobone:
homovikings:
i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president
ohmygod could you imagine tho
“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”
“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
deactivatedgamine:
thegabbicave:
0ftenhated:
savannahfaerie:
doctorsaxon:
sweetmotherofpie:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco.. Smash”
when...
ibietreducis:
moonshoes-maggie:
thesciencewitch:
nerdfithers:
notxam:
enough pope jokes. time to get down to business
to defeat the nuns
Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?
You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.
And you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you
