s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: carrionofmywaywardson: imagineyourotp: Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
A Life That Sparkles: girls say things like ‘i... →
alifethatsparkles: girls say things like ‘i wanna go to london and go on a wild shopping spree’ bitch i live here and have been shopping about twice do your shopping online like all the other sane people seriously the shopping you’re thinking about isn’t fun you can’t move for asshole little girls bitching about each other and buying iced frappes like the people they see in hollywood movies...
alifethatsparkles: Watching Hot In Cleveland and wishing I had their lives…and their wardrobe.
harrylovescarrots: erectionsandtea: inspired by...
smilingemoticon: imagine having sex with your icon My cat…awesome.
Today’s a day for lying in bed with a cup of tea and watching Fawlty Towers…there’s a small chance I’m British.
noemail: stereobone: homovikings: i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president ohmygod could you imagine tho “mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?” “I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
deactivatedgamine: thegabbicave: 0ftenhated: savannahfaerie: doctorsaxon: sweetmotherofpie: Imagine a movie like The Avengers But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces It was Disney Princesses “I have an army,” Maleficent taunted. “Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.” YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE “That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove” “Kuzco.. Smash” when...
ibietreducis: moonshoes-maggie: thesciencewitch: nerdfithers: notxam: enough pope jokes. time to get down to business to defeat the nuns Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son? You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met. And you can bet before we’re through Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you